Remember who you family is, Hannah Andrson
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Hey awesome No Sham fans! I thought it would nice to talk about a very special someone in this blog post today. As many of you may know, I am the proud owner of a pet rock; his name is Sam. I adopted Sam from a construction site in Arkansas about 5 years ago. You may be wondering: what in the world brought me to Arkansas? Well, my assistant Hannah has a deep passion for all things construction. She just loves everything about it, from the big machines to the smells of drying cement. One day she heard about a big construction project happening in the capital city of Little Rock and she wanted to check it out. She invited me to come along, so we hopped on a plane made our way to Arkansas.
When we got to the site, I was appalled by all of the rocks scattered across the ground. It seemed like everywhere I looked there were dirty little rocks lying cold and helpless on the ground. My heart went out to them; no creature on earth deserves such cruel treatment. As I continued to scan the devastated area my eyes fell on one particular rock. I don’t know why, but I instantly felt a connection with it. It was if this beautiful little stone was looking into my very soul and crying out for deliverance. I reached down and picked him up, dusting off the filth as best I could. It was in that moment I realized this rock could be mine to care for and to cherish. As we left that construction site in Little Rock, Arkansas, I knew my life had changed forever. My assistant Hannah left the site with muddy clothes and a random screw as a souvenir, but I left with so much more. I now had a pet, a companion, whom I had the privilege to care for and to love. I can honestly say that Sam is my best friend, and underneath his stony exterior is a heart of pure gold. If any of you are looking for a forever friend, I would strongly urge you to consider adopting a rock. Believe me; it will truly change your life for the better. There are so many rocks in need of loving owners, and it is my life goal to see every palm-sized stone get adopted into family that will take care of them. If you want to help spread the word, consider donating to my Save the Rocks Foundation. Every penny helps, and I believe that together we can change the course of the future one rock at a time. Until next time, Be kind to your round, stony friends!!! -Andrea Handerson Hello Lovelies! I am super excited to be writing this installation of The Sham Free life to all of my No Sham family everywhere. The past few weeks have been especially monumental for me as we have rolled out the No Sham Customer Care Care Center, I am pumped to see you guys turning to myself and my assistant Andrea when you need us most. I want to be there for you forever and always because you mean the world to me. Sometimes to be there for the people you love the most you have to say things that you never dreamed you would have to say. With this solemn duty in mind I will address the topic of this blog post: Last week Andrea wrote last week about the the importance of a hearty diet, I may have to adamantly disagree with her answer to the issue of cravings, but I have the deepest respect for the concern with which she wrote. However I would be remiss if I failed to warn you my beautiful, beautiful customers about the dangers of hunting small animals. I will refrain from addressing the danger it poses to the small animals out of respect for other view points. That's right the founder of the Save the Small Animals Foundation is writing to you today about hunting safety. While I myself would never hunt small animals I am not unaware of the single most danger of hunting. Bugs. Bugs are all over the forest and the are out to get you, and your hair. Fleas are the biggest danger when you hunt small animals. Fleas lie in wait to jump on you and infest your hair. If you are not ready for their attack you will find yourself bald. The good news is you can minimize the chances of unwanted baldness if you are prepared. The best thing you can do before you head out to the forest s to use No Sham All Natural Beauty Mask, rub it all over your body and your hair, it is an excellent bug repellent. You might ask " What if I didn't know this when I went out hunting and I am infested with fleas and I do not want to be plagued with baldness?" Well I can save your scalp. Follow these few simple steps and you can elude baldness. 1. Order a No Sham Wig ASAP2. Pick out your favorite No Sham Wig Dye3. Buy No Sham Wig Cleaner4. Order No Sham Permanent Wig Syrup, follow the directions and enjoy your new hair.That my friends is how you can skip the post hunting baldness in 4 easy steps.
Deepest Love and affections, Hannah Andreson, Founder and CEO Greetings fellow No Sham fans! I hope your week has been as sham and scam free as mine has. As my lovely assistant Hannah wrote so passionately in our last blog post, I want to wish you a warm welcome to the Sham Free Life blog.
In order to kick start your best life now, I want to address an important wellness issue that plagues both yours and my existence every day: eating. Consuming food is an important aspect of everday life, some may even call it vital. A common problem I see among living organisms is the lack of diets available to truly satisfy those pesky cravings we all experience. Lucky for you, the founder of No Sham Shampoos has come through for you. That’s right, running a company and designing bio-degradable purses isn’t everything I do all day. I have also found time to start a diet (which also may be considered a hobby) that has completely changed life: hunting small animal species. Now, I know what you might be thinking; is Andrea Handerson really in her right mind? Well, although I may never be able to accurately answer that question, I can tell you that there’s nothing like prowling the forest in search of a hearty meal. Not only is the end result delicious, the experience is truly incredible, maybe even healing. Role play is an important aspect of my hunting technique. My personal favorite animal to emulate is a bobcat. However, you can choose to take on the characteristics of any predator you choose; anything from lions, to tigers, to bears will give you the same positive experience. Still skeptical? Well, all I can say is, don’t knock it till you try it. Remember, always wash your hands and brush your teeth, and until next time, Andrea Handerson I want to wish you a very warm welcome to The Sham Free Life blog! It's been a long journey to get here (with a LOT of blood, sweat, tears, and a few broken hearts along the way...) but we've finally made it.
I wanted to take the time to write this blog so you can get to know me a little bit more, because I believe my customers are my dearest friends. I hope you will be able to feel the passion of my love flowing from my heart to your computer screen as we embark on this journey together. So my dear customer friends, here is how its going to work. The privilege of speaking into your life via this blog be shared between myself and my assistant Andrea Handerson. We both are very busy keeping this company growing but we want to make sure you feel loved and accepted at all times. Our goal on this blog is to fulfill the mission of No Sham Shampoos, which is to give you your best life now. Andrea and I will cover a range of topics on this blog, including personal health and well-being as well as a peek into our personal lives so you can get to know us more. As you may have already seen in the "About" section, I am an avid rock-crusher, and I absolutely love paving driveways. But, I love you more. I love you, my beautiful customers, so much more than any pet rock I could ever crush. I love you more than any driveway I could ever pave. Regardless of whatever hobbies I speak of, just know that maintaining my relationship with you on this blog will remain my top priority, ALWAYS. You are like the water to my cement mixture. Until next time my beloveds, Stay clean!!! -Hannah |
AuthorSWhile the beginnings of the company is still in question, the vision remains united. This blog is co-written by No Sham founders (?) Andrea Handerson and Hannah Andreson. Archives
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