Hello Lovelies! I am super excited to be writing this installation of The Sham Free life to all of my No Sham family everywhere. The past few weeks have been especially monumental for me as we have rolled out the No Sham Customer Care Care Center, I am pumped to see you guys turning to myself and my assistant Andrea when you need us most. I want to be there for you forever and always because you mean the world to me. Sometimes to be there for the people you love the most you have to say things that you never dreamed you would have to say. With this solemn duty in mind I will address the topic of this blog post: Last week Andrea wrote last week about the the importance of a hearty diet, I may have to adamantly disagree with her answer to the issue of cravings, but I have the deepest respect for the concern with which she wrote. However I would be remiss if I failed to warn you my beautiful, beautiful customers about the dangers of hunting small animals. I will refrain from addressing the danger it poses to the small animals out of respect for other view points. That's right the founder of the Save the Small Animals Foundation is writing to you today about hunting safety. While I myself would never hunt small animals I am not unaware of the single most danger of hunting. Bugs. Bugs are all over the forest and the are out to get you, and your hair. Fleas are the biggest danger when you hunt small animals. Fleas lie in wait to jump on you and infest your hair. If you are not ready for their attack you will find yourself bald. The good news is you can minimize the chances of unwanted baldness if you are prepared. The best thing you can do before you head out to the forest s to use No Sham All Natural Beauty Mask, rub it all over your body and your hair, it is an excellent bug repellent. You might ask " What if I didn't know this when I went out hunting and I am infested with fleas and I do not want to be plagued with baldness?" Well I can save your scalp. Follow these few simple steps and you can elude baldness. 1. Order a No Sham Wig ASAP2. Pick out your favorite No Sham Wig Dye3. Buy No Sham Wig Cleaner4. Order No Sham Permanent Wig Syrup, follow the directions and enjoy your new hair.That my friends is how you can skip the post hunting baldness in 4 easy steps.
Deepest Love and affections, Hannah Andreson, Founder and CEO
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AuthorSWhile the beginnings of the company is still in question, the vision remains united. This blog is co-written by No Sham founders (?) Andrea Handerson and Hannah Andreson. Archives
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